Who would not recall the crisp words of Albay Governor Joey Salceda describing her boss as the "luckiest bitch around."
From early flash reports to late news, Salceda saying those words was such a perfect music to the ears of many Filipinos.
As Pinas would have some lucky bitches around, we also have lucky assholes in town.
Presenting Item No. 1 (lucky asshole in a parking lot)
Hayup na yan. BMW sasakyan parking fee pa binarat.
Style of parking pa lang, asshole na ang dating.
This is what we call a certified free parking asshole.
Obstructingly parking his kariton in front of a properly parked red
kariton.
Item No. 2 (lucky asshole in town).
Exactly 48 days ago, there was this lucky soldier who braved his way watching porn video in his neatly pampered notebook while National Security Adviser Norberto was delivering a speech during a local peace and security assembly in Tagum City.
This is what we call a lucky asshole in uniform, a full-pledged Colonel at that.
Lucky enough that it wasn't him starring in the porn video.
A truly dedicated soldier, practicing the virtue of Courage (enjoying a wifi access during a peace assembly), Integrity (watching a porno in a military uniform), Loyalty (being physically present in front of your national adviser).
So what happened to the investigation?Was the Colonel reprimanded?
Naaah, I think he still is enjoying his wifi free access inside an air-conditioned military institution.
Cherished ideals of Courage, Integrity and Loyalty watching porn.
Palag ka? Di ba sabi nga nila "pag gusto may paraan, pag ayaw may dahilan."
Besides, sources said, the Colonel was only enjoying a sex video courtesy of a police inspector and his girlfriend, the actor and actress in the sex video.
San ka nakakita nyan, only in the Armed Forces of the Philippines!
Di lang pang serbisyo sa bayan, pang freebies pa.
No, they are not members of the famous Gucci Gang, maybe just plain and
simple tigang.
Ahhhh let's hear it from The Doors....
"You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you Girl,
we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire...."
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