Integrity in action

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Sabi ng katabi nya cute daw boxers niya.

And then... side view ... with a smile.

>>> this photo by AKP Images

Si Inday (Part II)

Ating gunitain ang iba pang mga nasabi ni Inday tungkol sa mga bagay-bagay sa buhay.


Sagot ni Inday nung tanungin ni Sir kung bakit my rashes si Jun-Jun..

"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the rxn site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substances result to incomplete circulation to the site promoting redness."


Ang isda bow!

Amo: "Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda. Ay oo nga pala, inglesera ka na ngayon. Would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?"

Inday: "Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term 'fishes' although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be: "What type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen of fresh? (pauses)......
Ahhhh... Given the meager budget afforded by this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the staple "ga-leewng-gong."
Am I correct?"


Inday nung nagrereklamo kasi ayaw siyang isama ng amo sa outing sa Enchanted Kingdom.

"Don't limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences."



Sinabi ni Inday sa amo niya noong di siya pinautang.

"Nurther others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean whay you say, and say what you mean. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words."


Si Inday nong tumangging makipagtismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay!


"Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession."


Pinagalitan ni Inday si Junior sa sobrang lapit manood ng TV.

"Did it ever occur to you that the ultraviolet rays of the idiot box can bring harmful radiation to the retinal area? It could lead to blurred vision, worse, permanent blindness?

Si Inday ng buhay natin

Isang buwan na rin akong napatawa ng mga statements ni Inday.

Ang balita ko may information officer daw itong si Inday na walang humpay na nagpapadala ng mga texts sa mga may cellphone sa buong Pinas.

Dati si Inday laging inaapi. Ngayon palaban na siya.

Imposibleng ni minsan hindi niyo na-encounter ang katarayan niya sa mga panahong ito.

Eto ang mga halimbawang explinasyon ni Inday sa lahat ng bagay.

"Ma'am / Sir,

I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons, I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in Your company.

Yours Truly,
Inday

Sulat in inday nang umalis say as dati nyang amo. . Lufeeeet !!!

* * *

Tapos eto sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!

"I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the
Use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute
Significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity,
Productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can
Offer will boost the work progress."

* * *

- sagot in Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol is Junior.

"Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered
Architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium
With a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ."

* * *

- nag-explain is Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

"The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased
Amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those
Actions are irreversible. I do apologize."

* * *

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

* * *

- Si Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.

"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can
Only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
Institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"

* * *

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura as likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc
To the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the
Gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading
For.

At biglang ng nosebleed ang Amo

* * *

Si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.

"Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages
And if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted
upon you!"

* * *

Sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7.

"Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but
Because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand
You for doing so."

* * *

Amo: Inday, Bakit Mo binenta ung sirang silya?

Inday : I computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell and the
Value in use using projections for 5 years at a pretax discount rate.
Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair.
This is in accordance with PAS 18-Revenue, PAS 16-Property, Plant, &
Equipment, and PAS 36 on Impairment of Assets.

At hinimatay na ang amo ni Inday...

Mutiny

Sa mga hindi nakadalo kasama ang mga Magdalo.

Paid ad muna tayo.

MUTINY - where people drink, eat and talk about everything under the sun, except "mutiny."

The first advocacy bar in the Philippines, now on its dry run at the Aseana Power Station, Macapagal Boulevard in Parañaque City, beside McDo and Shell gas stations.

Open Monday to Saturday, from 5 p.m. to 2 a.m.

Sabi ng mga may-ari all food and drinks are at introductory prices!

Classified ads

Last week may pinagkakaguluhan ang mga tao sa Diwalwal, Comval.

Ang bida ng Black Hawk Down na si Josh Hartnett ay naibalitang nag sho-shooting doon.

Habang abala ang lahat masilayan ang Hollywood actor may mga entrepreneurs namang busy sa paglagay ng mga classified ads nila.

Pag may sira ang sapatos niyo wag magdalawang isip na tawagan si Dante.

Hindi ko nga lang alam kung si Dante ang mag re-refer sa pag repair ng shoes niyo o siya na mismo ang shoe repair boy. May number code kasi na nakapaloob sa ads niya, 202 raw. Sounds like sweetened o flavored fruit juice drink na Del Monte 202.

Tanong niyo na lang rin sa kanya, tutal tapos na rin naman ang barangay assembly nila.


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Electric dreams

Last week pa siya nangungulit, tanong ng tanong kung kelan ako pupuntang Davao Light (our version of Meralco).

Eh sabi ko depende sa oras at kung hindi tamarin baka madadaanan ko rin.
Pababayaran ng Tita ko ang bill ng kuryente niya.

Years ago, nataranta din kami sa tawag sa telepono, nagmamadaling pabayaran ang electric bill niya.

Sabi ng kapatid ko iwan niya na lang muna sa isang tindahan yong bill tapos kami na kukuha at magbabayad.

Worried siya sa bill ha pero wala naman siyang TV sa bahay niya.
Electric fan at transistor radio lang.

Tapos lagi naman siyang nanood ng sine.
Suki na ata siya sa lahat ng cinema eh.
Sa gabi pag-uwi niya sa bahay, switch-on niya lang ilaw nang sandali sabay ayos ng tulugan niya tapos switch-off na rin agad.

At kahapon, after so many years, nagmamadali na naman syang pabayaran 'tong electric bill nya.




Akala ko notice of disconnection na.

Pakshet na yan P4.56 na naman bill niya.

Mahal pa pamasahe ng jeep ha! Kahit student fare or senior citizen fare pa.

Last time tumawag siya sa opisina, tarantang taranta at due date na raw, jusme P7.34 lang bill niya.

Last payment niya was June 18, 2006 and she paid an advance of P50.00.

Grrrrrr.

Noong huwebes, July 26, pinabayaran na naman niya ng advance P50.00 ulit, advance until 2008.

Tahooooo!!!! on my mind

Ang mga litrato ng taho ang laging naalala ko noong minsang ginising niya ang mahimbing kong tulog sa loob ng isang kwarto sa Baguio.

Imbis na iihi lang ako, dahil sa lakas at tawag pansin niyang sigaw na "TAHOOOOO!" inuna ko pang bumili ng isang baso nito kesa pumunta ng banyo at ilabas ang ihi ko.







Sa labas ng simbahan, sa kanto ng eskwelahan, sa loob ng bahay bakasyunan at karaniwang laging nasa daan lang.

Mas masarap ito kahit na tiisin nyo sakit ng pantog at pigilan niyo ihi niyo.






Ang tunay na nagpapaganda ng ating umaga!


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